Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Typical Question from Apes 2

Black hole

Typical Question from the Apes

"Have you ever been to a planet where humans are eagles?"

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Quotes from Apes - Imagination Car Race

January 2019

Apes and I are playing imagination car race. He is in a race car and I'm on a motorcycle. Two minutes into the game.

Apes: "Zoom - Zoom! And we are about to go into a haunted house!"
Me: lol ! "Why!?"

Quotes from Apes - Theories on Santa Claus

November 2018

”Mommy, Santa Claus is not real,“ Apes declared.
Me, surprised: "Oh? How do you figured?"
Apes: "Santa Claus is not real because no one can live forever."
Me: "Okay. But how come other kids think he's real?"
Apes: "I don't know. He is either not real or he is a robot. Cuz a person simply cannot fly to all the houses in one night."

- good logic, sir!

Quotes from Apes - Friendship (or lack of)

Sept 2018

Apes experienced betrayal from his friends at the new school. Apes:
"I am a lonely asteroid floating in the galaxy."