和雍正有同感

前兩天在網路上看到雍正以前的批折，笑到不行，覺得我常常批別人寫的調查報告，也會有同感。不過他是皇帝，醬批臣子的折不會有人去人事部告他，我一個小職員，雖然有時會在心裡想，這人在報告上胡言亂語，是不是瘋了，還是會自我情緒消化完再去寫評語。

雍正的批語貼上來：

2025年為自己做的事

我在今年替自己做了一些事：

1。帶猩猩小孩去看Book of Mormon 

其實猩猩小孩只是去看而已，我為自己做的事是買了一直想去看的歌舞劇的票。BOM是真的很好笑就是了

2。去Galapagos island 

其實真的想去的地方是Patagonia, 但是看行程看的亂，有選擇困難症。對去Galapagos 比較沒有深切的期待，又可以在船上吃吃喝喝，很符合猩猩小孩的要求。

我今年為自己做的事其實還有許些。。。有的經驗應該可以另開一篇，所以下次再寫

Typical Question from Apes 2

Black hole

Typical Question from the Apes

"Have you ever been to a planet where humans are eagles?"

Quotes from Apes - Imagination Car Race

January 2019

Apes and I are playing imagination car race. He is in a race car and I'm on a motorcycle. Two minutes into the game.

Apes: "Zoom - Zoom! And we are about to go into a haunted house!"
Me: lol ! "Why!?"

Quotes from Apes - Theories on Santa Claus

November 2018

”Mommy, Santa Claus is not real,“ Apes declared.
Me, surprised: "Oh? How do you figured?"
Apes: "Santa Claus is not real because no one can live forever."
Me: "Okay. But how come other kids think he's real?"
Apes: "I don't know. He is either not real or he is a robot. Cuz a person simply cannot fly to all the houses in one night."

- good logic, sir!

Quotes from Apes - Friendship (or lack of)

Sept 2018

Apes experienced betrayal from his friends at the new school. Apes:
"I am a lonely asteroid floating in the galaxy."