Monday, December 8, 2025

和雍正有同感


前兩天在網路上看到雍正以前的批折,笑到不行,覺得我常常批別人寫的調查報告,也會有同感。不過他是皇帝,醬批臣子的折不會有人去人事部告他,我一個小職員,雖然有時會在心裡想,這人在報告上胡言亂語,是不是瘋了,還是會自我情緒消化完再去寫評語。

雍正的批語貼上來:



2025年為自己做的事

我在今年替自己做了一些事:
1。帶猩猩小孩去看Book of Mormon 
其實猩猩小孩只是去看而已,我為自己做的事是買了一直想去看的歌舞劇的票。BOM是真的很好笑就是了

2。去Galapagos island 
其實真的想去的地方是Patagonia, 但是看行程看的亂,有選擇困難症。對去Galapagos 比較沒有深切的期待,又可以在船上吃吃喝喝,很符合猩猩小孩的要求。

我今年為自己做的事其實還有許些。。。有的經驗應該可以另開一篇,所以下次再寫

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Typical Question from Apes 2

Black hole

Typical Question from the Apes

"Have you ever been to a planet where humans are eagles?"

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Quotes from Apes - Imagination Car Race

January 2019

Apes and I are playing imagination car race. He is in a race car and I'm on a motorcycle. Two minutes into the game.

Apes: "Zoom - Zoom! And we are about to go into a haunted house!"
Me: lol ! "Why!?"

Quotes from Apes - Theories on Santa Claus

November 2018

”Mommy, Santa Claus is not real,“ Apes declared.
Me, surprised: "Oh? How do you figured?"
Apes: "Santa Claus is not real because no one can live forever."
Me: "Okay. But how come other kids think he's real?"
Apes: "I don't know. He is either not real or he is a robot. Cuz a person simply cannot fly to all the houses in one night."

- good logic, sir!

Quotes from Apes - Friendship (or lack of)

Sept 2018

Apes experienced betrayal from his friends at the new school. Apes:
"I am a lonely asteroid floating in the galaxy."